"On the fields of Trenzelor at the fall of the Eleventh, when no creature can speak falsely or fail to answer a question must be asked; Now that it’s getting colder, are you going to wear any other boots besides uggs?"
If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
"feel my leg, I just shaved."
I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Halloween on Main Street USA!
(Photos from Tours Departing Daily)
So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just
I can’t use this stall anymore guys…
This makes me feel warm n fuzzy inside
NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.
the last picture is everything
I was in target the other day and I saw a tabloid magazine saying Kim and Kanye’s baby was due soon, so I told my mom, “Hey, did you hear they decided to name the baby Easton West?” as a joke. Then they named the kid North…